*LittleKuriboh walks up onto the stage.*
LK: Hello and welcome back to Yugioh Abridged Forum Jeopardy. I would like to inform all of you that Underling's dolls have been returned to his car. Let's start the second round. In last with -$27,000 place is the master of fail, Kroze.
Kroze: Fail game is fail.
LK: In second place is Underling with -$3,000
Underling: :V
LK: And in first place with $0, is DarkArcher.
DA: So you finally got around to doing something.
LK: Now, let's take a look at the categories. We have "Internet memes", "Abridged Quotes", "Useless Characters", "Is this sharp?", and "Failing". DA, you have the lead, so you pick.
DA: I'll take Failing for 800.
LK: Is dividing by zero a fail?
*Kroze buzzes in*
Kroze: No, I do that all the time.
LK: You got that one wrong.
*underling buzzes in*
Underling: Desu!
LK: No, that's not the answer either.
*DA buzes in*
DA: Obviously it is failing to divide by zero.
LK: That correct answer puts you above your 50/50 ratio. Pick again.
DA: Let's go with internet memes for 1000
LK: Which internet meme mentions a scouter?
*Kroze buzzes in*
Kroze: Is it Ned Flanders?
LK: Wrong, like all of your other answers.
*DA buzzes in*
DA: The balls are inert!
LK: Wrong.
Underling: Desu!
LK: No, the answer was Over 9000!
Underling: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU!
LK: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Underling: :V
Kroze: FAIL GAME IS FAIL!
DA: YOUR MOM IS FAIL!!!
LK: Let's just go to final jeopardy and keep this argument from getting any more out of hand. The question is, "Who kills puppies by smiling?"
*they all start writing.
LK: I think you all know who this is. He's rich. He has an annoying younger brother. He's an asshole.
*time runs out*
LK: Let's take a look at the answers. Kroze answered, "Safty" and his wager was "is a loser"
Kroze: HAHAHA
*LK punches Kroze in the face*
LK: Don't insult my wife again! Now let's look at Underling's answer, and it's a drawing of Suiseki from Rozen Maiden.
Underling: Let them see my wager.
LK: You can say it.
Underling: I <3 Suiseki!
LK: Alright, now let's see DA's answer, and it's "shut up" and the wager was "Mokuba"
DA: SHUT UP MOKUBA!
LK: That's all the time we have today. I'm going home and demodding these three. Good bye.
Kroze: WAIT! Don't demod me!!!
*Kroze trips over the podium and Underling and DA laugh*