*Jeopardy music plays as LK comes on stage.*
LK: Hello and welcome to Yugioh Abridged forum Jeopardy. The first round has had many complicating situations so far, and we have done the necessary repairs. Let's go to the second round now. In second place with -$1,500 is leo.
Leo: Maybe when you have a daughter and she gets old enough, she can come work for me.
LK: If I have a daughter, you would be the last person I would let her work for.
Leo: Note to self: keep track of that family.
LK: In first place with -$200 is Dixonij
Dix: I'll get my drill sergeant to motivate me.
LK: He never showed up, as proven by your low first-round score.
Dix: Just wait.
LK: In last place with -$8,000 after his fine for destroying the last category board, we have ChaosVincent1.
Chaos: Did you like my Kamehameha?
LK: Most of your money losses were because of it. You went from first to last with a single fine.
Chaos: I'll get it all back.
LK: Moving on. Today, our categories are "Typos", "The Pen Is Mightier", "Anime", "Failing Admins", "Poor logic", and "Potent Potables". Dix is in the lead, so he can pick.
Dix: I'll get around to it after 200 push ups.
*Dix starts doing push ups*
Man in audience: YOU CALL THOSE PUSH UPS!
LK: We don't have time for that. Leo!
Leo: I'll go with The Penis Mightier for 1000. I would pay that much for one.
LK: That's The Pen Is Mightier.
Leo: That's a Penis Mightier! I can read.
LK: This writer wrote the series, Lord of the Rings.
*Leo buzzes in*
Leo: What is big black cock?
LK: That is not the answer.
*Dix gets up and buzzes in.*
Dix: Who shall not pass?
LK: Who wrote the book? We were not looking for quotes.
*Dix resumes his push ups and Chaos buzzes in.*
Chaos: It's obviously Frodo Baggins.
LK: No, we weren't looking for characters either.
Chaos: He wrote the book, haven't you read the end.
LK: J.R.R. Tolkien wrote the books in this universe.
Man in audience: PRIVATE! YOU BETTER GET THE NEXT ONE RIGHT!
Dix: SIR YES SIR!!!
Man in audience: TEN MORE!!!
LK: Chaos, you might as well pick since nobody else seems compitent.
Chaos: Let's see. Anime for 1000!
LK: This anime show is recognizable for its many pet monsters hat can be contained in spherical items.
*Dix gets up and buzzes in.*
Dix: What is Digimon?
LK: Close, but no.
Man in audience: PRIVATE!!! GET BACK TO YOUR PUSH UPS!!! THAT'S AN EXTRA TEN FOR GETTING IT WRONG!!!
Dix: SIR YES SIR!!!
*Dix drops back down and resumes his push ups.*
LK: Anyone else?
*Chaos buzzes in.*
Chaos: What is Pokemon?
LK: The first correct answer all day!
Leo: NO! IT WAS STRIPPERELLA!!!
LK: That's not an anime show. Let's just go to final jeopardy and get this over with. The category is Mod Abuse. Name one who has been guilty of mod abuse.
*music starts playing and the cameras focus only on LK.*
LK: It can be any mod or admin who abuses their power. Maybe even one who was here before. Perhaps one who perma-banned a sub-mod. Alright, let's look at the answers.
*LK walks over to Leo*
LK: Leo wrote...
*a suggestive half drawing popped up.*
LK: Let's not show the rest of that.
*LK walks over to Dix.*
LK: Dix wrote...
*an arrow appears pointing up.*
LK: He's obviously saying he has been involved with mod abuse.
*the rest of the picture turns the arrow into a bayonet on a gun barrel.*
LK: Chaos better have something.
*LK walks over and the podium is sliced in half.*
LK: AGAIN!?
*Chaos puts a katana away*
LK: You love trashing this place, don't you?
Chaos: That's right.
LK: That's all the time we have today. Hopefully someone else can host.